By Mark Twain
"I've struck it!" Mark Twain wrote in a 1904 letter to a chum. "And i'm going to supply it away--to you. you are going to by no means know the way a lot entertainment you will have misplaced till you get to dictating your autobiography." therefore, after dozens of fake begins and hundreds and hundreds of pages, Twain launched into his "Final (and correct) Plan" for telling the tale of his existence. His leading edge notion--to "talk in basic terms concerning the factor which pursuits you for the moment"--meant that his suggestions may well diversity freely. the stern guideline that lots of those texts stay unpublished for a hundred years intended that once they got here out, he will be "dead, and unaware, and indifferent," and that he used to be consequently loose to talk his "whole frank mind." The 12 months 2010 marks the a hundredth anniversary of Twain's loss of life. In get together of this crucial milestone and in honor of the adored culture of publishing Mark Twain's works, UC Press is proud to provide for the 1st time Mark Twain's uncensored autobiography in its entirety and precisely as he left it. This significant literary occasion brings to readers, admirers, and students the 1st of 3 volumes and offers Mark Twain's actual and unsuppressed voice, brimming with humor, principles, and reviews, and conversing essentially from the grave as he meant.
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Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1 by Mark Twain